Hawt hairlips

Hello Earthlings.

Stayin posi at work for my bro Jess Sands \m/

Seriously my friends will not explain to me how this glass of milk got next to me.

My father’s son.

excuse me while I read the 60 comics I bought yesterday

this is your brain on drugs.

A hat wearing kinda day in Jersey

Your argument is invalid my hair was a bird this morning.

Hurray for drugs and friends and looking like an idiot.

This photo brought to you by Brittany’s butt.

I’ve inherited all of my morning coffee consumption techniques from my mother. Wawa, 16 oz, mocha coffee with 2 sugars and enough french vanilla creamer to turn it light. Always with a dome lid and two red stirring straws to drink through. 

Here’s Emma and I at occupy wall street. For anyone who doesn’t already know she’s been like a mom to me since about 9th grade and very soon I’ll getting a pin up girl tattoo that looks oddly like my best friends mom. It’s being drawn now and done soon. Pics to come.

This is me.